So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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