i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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