I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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