i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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