Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Who died my cat blue again?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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