those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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