I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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