I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Congratulations! We have a period
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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