yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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