Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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