No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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