i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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