I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize
