so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I need water and some morals
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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