and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
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U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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