I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
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Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Someone signed my nipple.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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