u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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