im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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