i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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