it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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