It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She needs sedatives and a leash
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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