Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Also, beer. Big fan.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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