I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
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I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
i need some magic done to my vagina
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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