i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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