Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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