so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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