Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
