New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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