i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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