I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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