so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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