Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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