Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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