I'm really into asian looking animals
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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