Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
