I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
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HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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