i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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