yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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