: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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