wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
