Do you still have your period?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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