with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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