Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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