Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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