cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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