I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize