Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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