I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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