i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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