Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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