I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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