Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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