Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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