I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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